Getting boring Quotes

“The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.”

“There are no boring jobs, only boring men.”

“What was boring was somehow more elegant, more perfect, for it was incontrovertible. The boring was everything that certainly was. The boring was everything that had stood the test of time. The boring was that set of truths that were so long fixed that erosion had begun to sand them down. The boring was geological; the boring was universal. The boring, therefore, was preferable.”

“We are almost always bored by just those whom we must not find boring.”

“If you are bored it is only because you are a boring person.”

“There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.”

“When people are bored it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.”

“If something is boring after two minutes try it for four. If still boring try it for eight sixteen thirty-two and so on. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring but very interesting.”

“Society is now one polished horde Formed of two mighty tribes the Bores and Bored.”

“We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.”