Goddamned Quotes

“Where's the goddamn giant?”

“The world is a goddamned evil place, the strong prey on the weak, the rich on the poor; I’ve given up hope that there is a God that will save us all. How am I supposed to believe that there’s a heaven and a hell when all I see now is hell.”

“I sat down in a booth, and the waitress shoved a menu in front of me. There wasn’t anything on it that sounded good, and anyway, one look at her and my stomach turned flipflops… Every goddamned restaurant I go to, it’s always the same way… They’ll have some old bag on the payroll — I figure they keep her locked up in the mop closet until they see me coming. And they’ll doll her up in the dirtiest goddamned apron they can find and smear that crappy red polish all over her fingernails, and everything about her is smeary and sloppy and smelly. And she’s the dame that always waits on me.”

“Everyone loves a goddamned trainwreck, after all.”

“And if revenge was all I had, then I was goddamned if it wouldn’t be enough.”

“We’re the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever”

“Both my parents are therapists, which means that I am really goddamned well adjusted.”

“Prithee," He protested, "if thou wouldst waiteth a goddamned second-”

“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”

“You’ve got blood on your hands, asshole, and I’m your goddamned UV light.”