Goldfish Quotes

“I'm living in a world of goldfish.”

“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.”

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”

“Who's he seeing now then?""No idea. They're like funfair goldfish; no point giving them names, they never last that long.”

“As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.”

“The ego of a god, the wit of a goldfish.”

“The distance a goldfish swims is not controlled by the bowl.”

“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”

“We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter.”