Goose Quotes

“Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.”

“Medicine is a golden goose that has to be killed because every time the goose lays a golden egg, someone gets sick or dead.”

“What is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.”

“I'm not a goose, you're the gooses for crying over nothing”

“If you buy an egg thinking it's a goose's egg, and when it hatches it is actually a bird of paradise; no manner of convincing and reproach will turn the bird of paradise into a goose. Even if you make it go to goose church and goose school and eat goose feeds and only hang out with geese! In the end, it will still belong to paradise.”

“The goose gabbles amid the melodious swans.”

“Ariel laughed and now her goose bumps had goose bumps.”

“I'm accustomed to being top man. I been a bull goose catskinner for every gyppo logging operation in the Northwest and bull goose gambler all the way from Korea, was even bull goose pea weeder on that pea farm at Pendleton -- so I figure if I'm bound to be a loony, then I'm bound to be a stompdown dadgum good one.”

“The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.”

“Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.”