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“I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.Survival strategies for the 21st century.”
Graham Parke“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.”
Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez!“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis. Once we started playing by one consistent set of rules, though, the fun was really over.”
Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez!“The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker.”
Graham Parke, No Hope for Gomez!“I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time“I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”
Graham Parke, Unspent Time“My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective”
I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)