Grumpy Quotes

“Somehow she knew there would be an unspoken truce on their unspoken battle over God knew what when they were old. They could both surrender to their innate grumpiness. It was going to be a lovely relief.”

“Dad, despite the fact you can be a right grumpy bastard, I’m so incredibly grateful to have you in my life.”

“She ordered white wine, and I ordered Schweppes tonic water without the booze. The drinks came, and I took a hit.The first thing she said was, “I don’t know how you can drink that stuff straight?”“You mean without the liquor to kill the taste?”“Yeah, it’s so bitter.”“That’s what I like about it. It’s bitter like me. We match.”“You mean you’re a grumpy old man?”“Right. Can’t help it. That’s what happens when you get old.”“Well, I’m an optimist.”“I’m an optimist too, just a grumpy optimist.”

“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”

“don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male”

“Don't sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you'll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.”

“Ask [God] to help you reflect Christ as you grow older, instead of turning sour or grumpy.”

“What doesn't kill you makes you CRAZY, GRUMPY, MAD AS EVER? NO it makes you STRONGER! Yep,you'll get there eventually!”

“You can teach a bubbly person to repair shoes, but you can't put the personality into a grumpy cobbler.John Timpson”