Hamburger Quotes

“We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else.”

“If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.”

“Saying spirituality cannot exist without religion is like saying hamburgers cannot exist without McDonald's.”

“I'm standing in a slaughterhouse where the cattle are begging to become hamburgers. I have a right to be jumpy.”

“They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?”

“The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.”

“You can’t afford anthropomorphic biases when some of the aliens most like us would rather make human hamburgers than peace.”

“No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many.”

“Cattle... it called us cattle...We're hamburger, you mean.”

“Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.”