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“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!" He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.”
Rick Riordan“That Shay was in possesion of hand grenades was a comforting thought showed what kind of night this had become.”
Scott Westerfeld, Specials“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
Jack Handey“Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.”
Nicole Edwards, Reckless“His head .. it exploded. As if someone had scooped out his brains and put a hand grenade in his skull.”
Stephen King, I Am the Doorway“The tank, the submarine, the torpedo, the machine-gun, even the rifle and the hand grenade are still in use.”
George Orwell, 1984“Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.”
John Leonard“Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ”
John Leonard“Besides, there's nobody who is going to watch your back better than me. You know that. And that's why I'm going to be there with you, whenever there is, whenever you ask, and as long as I'm able, he said. It's what fathers do.Most father's don't show up with hand grenades and bowie knives.They should be ashamed of themselves, Jake said.”
Janet Evanovich, The Job“Lobbing hand grenades on the bride of Christ takes zero talent or effort. I also think this really ticks God off. My five-year-old child complains and whines when things aren't the way she wants them, but courageous men and women roll up their sleeves and get busy. I want to be an active participant in putting back together the broken pieces.”
Mike Foster