Hats Quotes

“He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats, straw hats, trapper hats. Wide brim narrow brim, stingy brim. He could wear a fez. Fezzes were cool. Hadn't someone once said that fezzes were cool? He was pretty aur ether had. And they were. They were cool.”

“It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?”

“I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats, especially in Texas, but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing.”

“There's a technicality to designing and wearing hats. A hat is balancing the proportions of your face it's like architecture or mathematics. ”

“[about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I get it? Probably by being worth more to society.”

“All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!”

“Hats have power. Hats can change you into someone else.”

“At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.”

“I wear two hats. The one is business and increasing my shareholders' value the other is social responsibility.”

“Actors are supposed to be these runaways that get in a covered wagon filled with hats and tambourines and go from town to town making people smile.”