Herpes Quotes

“I find love is more of a bacterium than a virus unless you are comparing it to herpes.”

“Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.”

“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”

“One of the multitudes of exboyfriends had been a country music fan and left Gemma with an unfortunate passion for Tammy Wynette. It was like, Cat thought, he’d given her herpes.”

“Harpies, n. A disease transmitted to humans by birds with human faces.”