Human script Quotes

“Inhumanity is part of humanity as much as suffering is a part of stories. Cruelty is written in the human script.”

“God's command to Noah that he could eat meat just as he could eat flora would be far more conducive and satisfying to the cat and other obligate carnivores. As a matter of fact the cat reading (yes, it presupposes reading in sentient and sapient cats) the human scripture might truly see the human God as correcting His mistake in the flood that he created in the Edenic account. If the cat saw the scripture as a human rendition of God, there might truly be a belief that the human God was finite and definitely having a more Luciferian nature towards cats.”

“So who is cruel? You, cruel reader, you are.”

“Actors," he says, "should only be superficial on the surface.”

“You know, sometimes I even envy myself.”

“There’s no such thing as probability," she says, slowly, with minimal movement of her jaw. "Things turn out the way they do.”

“He showed videotape of himself committing acts of self-violence and informing news crews that he had been assaulted by a marauding mob of irate art historians.”

“To lose one parent might be considered a misfortune, or a reason to deny God’s existence at the least. To lose two looks like He may be up to something.”

“Sometimes a butterfly flaps its wings and the weather turns out fine.”