Humer Quotes

“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.”

“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.”

“Owl love you forever”

“A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.”

“Miss Vida" Liam said "has anyone never told you that you are positively the whipped cream on the sundae of life?"She glared at him."Anyone ever told you your head is shaped like a pencil?""That is physically impossible," Chubs groused."He'd be__""Actually Liam began, "Cole once did try to__ What?""Oh,I'm sorry," Chubs said, "apparently the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours. Do continue.”

“You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.”

“Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.”

“Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.”

“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!”

“We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?”