Humerous Quotes

“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.”

“Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.”

“It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This is a house of mourning. It is nothing more than a tree. I thought it would look nice. Inside. That is all.”

“A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.”

“You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.”

“Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.”

“Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.”

“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!”

“We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?”

“Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.”