Humour Quotes

“Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.”

“Humour is the best weapon to fight any battle. But there is a thin line between humour and humiliation and beware not to cross it.”

“Humour is the only test of gravity and gravity of humour for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”

“The best definition of humour I know is: humour may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life and the artistic expression thereof. I think this is the best I know because I wrote it myself.”

“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”

“Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and hunt him like game.”

“You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.”

“What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.”

“Madness has no sense of humour”

“Humour is just another defence against the universe.”

“Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.”