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“You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.”
S.A. Tawks“What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.”
Ana Claudia Antunes“There are a number of rules that should be observed when one meets royalty, ranging from what one can say and when, to where one should stand, when one can sit, even where one should look. Sindy bobbed a nervous curtsy and, before being introduced, blurted out an invitation to come inside whilst looking John directly in the eye.”
F.D. Lee, The Fairy's Tale“In short, not only was it surprising to be greeted in person with such enthusiastic words, but it was doubly surprising when the person reciting these words displayed the same kind of disengagement as, say, the checkout clerk who utters the words 'Have a nice day' while her expression indicates that it's really a matter of total indifference to her whether you drop dead in the parking lot outside ten seconds from now.”
David Foster Wallace, The Pale King“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.”
Joshua Donellan, Zeb and the Great Ruckus“The decker these ***holes brought with them is top tier, but I'm going to stomp his jelly beans so hard his kids will be born crooked.”
Amie Kaufman, Gemina“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.”
Joshua Donellan, Zeb and the Great Ruckus“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...”
Joshua Donellan, Zeb and the Great Ruckus“But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If it’s all the same to you, miss, I’d just as soon you’d talk in a Christian language,’ said Mr. Stubbs.”
Georgette Heyer, The Talisman Ring