Illegal Quotes

“It's illegal to forcefully take money from people unless you're the government. It's illegal to take someone's liberty, unless you're the government. It's illegal to kill someone, unless you're the government. Private organizations can do everything that government can do except for legally break the law.”

“Indiscriminate attacks on civilians ought, under all circumstances, to be illegal in war as in peacetime.”

“They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.”

“I love immigrants. Legal, illegal - they're not to be despised.”

“If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.”

“I'm thankful for not ever taking anything illegal.”

“I do not think that illegal plunder, such as theft or swindling — which the penal code defines, anticipates, and punishes — can be called socialism. It is not this kind of plunder that systematically threatens the foundations of society. Anyway, the war against this kind of plunder has not waited for the command of these gentlemen. The war against illegal plunder has been fought since the beginning of the world. Long before the Revolution of February 1848 — long before the appearance even of socialism itself — France had provided police, judges, gendarmes, prisons, dungeons, and scaffolds for the purpose of fighting illegal plunder. The law itself conducts this war, and it is my wish and opinion that the law should always maintain this attitude toward plunder.”

“Right now I'm wearing an illegal smile.”

“Learning to distinguish the illegal immigrant from the legal immigrant does not solve the problem of illegal immigration.”