Inappropriate Quotes

“It takes a little slip to slip. Inappropriate words are inappropriate!”

“The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.”

“He was a paranormal investigator. Yes, a ghost hunter, although he never liked to use that terminology. As far as he was concerned, it was inappropriate. He didn’t really hunt ghosts, although he did search for them.”

“Can I tell you something?”“Yeah.” I wished I could tell him it was okay to keep touching my face, but that would probably be weird. Totally sounded weird in my head. And would be really inappropriate. Totally inappropriate.His lashes lowered and the lopsided grin appeared. “I always knew you’d be beautiful one day.”My breath hitched as I sat straighter. What was left of the pizza, just the crust, was totally forgotten. My ears had to be smoking crack or something.A flush swept across his cheeks as one side of his lips kicked up. “I just never thought I’d get to see how beautiful you’d become.”

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.”

“Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior.”

“There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.”

“Never has it been inappropriate for a girl to wear a red dress.”

“How inappropriate to call this planet "Earth," when it is clearly "Ocean.”