Insulting Quotes

“Who's calling?""Don't insult me like that," the voice says.I stop. Was I just insulting?”

“The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!”“The only honest things I can say to you are insults.”

“One does not like insults yet ironically he is an expert in insulting others. How can this be called a human-behavior?”

“He never once repeated himself and he never used either profanity or obscenity. (I learned later that he saved those for very special occasions, which this wasn’t.) But he described our shortcomings, physical, mental, moral, and genetic, in great and insulting detail.But somehow I was not insulted; I became greatly interested in studying his command of language. I wished that we had had him on our debate team.”

“Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like my insults dictionary, which I stole.”

“Every insult is an opportunity.”

“Thinking before taking actions is useful only if you are going to take action, otherwise you are wasting time and insulting your mind.”

“Another lesson to file away about Scotland: insulting other people in a childish manner was the national pastime.”

“Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”