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“…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant”
Ray Palla
“Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?”
Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound“Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Lyndon B. Johnson“Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.”
Sam Rayburn“No, I can't die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!”
Jamie McGuire, Beautiful Disaster“Why had she imagined he was attractive? He was absolutely the biggest, most complete and utter jackass she'd ever had the bad fortune to meet.”
Christina Dodd, The Barefoot Princess“An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.”
Heinrich Böll, The Clown“In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.”
Edward Abbey, Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American Iconoclast“Shut up!" Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. "Jackass!""You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,”
Rachel Caine, Last Breath“Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)”
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