Jerk Quotes

“There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.”

“Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste.”

“Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.”

“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”

“Hemingway was a jerk. I mean he was really a great jerk. He was a good writer, and he did all sorts of things that I would never have the courage to do, but I don't think I'd enjoy being in the same room with him. He's not my kind of person.”

“My body was jerking and shaking, and I remembered John when he was in the Tunnels with Lena. The weird jerking and twitching he seemed unable to control.Was this what it felt like to be in the grip of Abraham Ravenwood?”

“Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.”

“When he got a story urge, there was nothing to do but grab a pen and write. Otherwise it was too much like getting a hard-on and not jerking off.”