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“Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person.”
Karen Salmansohn“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
Bill Watterson“Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.”
Warren Buffett“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”
Homer Simpson“Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.”
Melody Carlson, The Jerk Magnet“Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future.”
Michael Bassey Johnson“I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”
Nicki Elson, Three Daves