Jock Quotes

“That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short,' he added helpfully.”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

“It's the geek who gets the girl, not the jock.”

“It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved-- no thanks.”

“He was like a lot of Warmbloods, massive and showy and a bit of a dumb jock...”

“The Jock Upstart, is what Wellington calls - called me. A man who does not know his allotted place in the scheme of things.”

“The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge.”

“Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.”

“My dad bought the team when I was little. I've been around guys like you my whole life. I'm over the whole 'jock-and-awe' thing.”