Kindergarten Quotes

“Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.”

“Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.”

“All I really need to know... I learned in kindergarten.”

“I'm like the kid in kindergarten I really do send valentines to everyone.”

“I’m not concerned about your comfort zone or readiness for change. I’m concerned about the kids who just entered Kindergarten.”

“Somebody said once or wrote, once: 'We're all of us children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks!”

“The notion of children being "kindergarten ready" is a bizarre oxymoron. It's like saying you have to know how to play the piano before you can learn how to play the piano.”

“In kindergarten we all stand before a choice - Do we accept the accepted to be accepted or do we stay logical and keep thinking?”

“Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.”