Kittens Quotes

“At evening when the lamp is lit,The tired Human People sitAnd doze, or turn with solemn looksThe speckled pages of their books.Then I, the Dangerous Kitten, prowlAnd in the Shadows softly growl,And roam about the farthest floorWhere Kitten never trod before.And, crouching in the jungle damp,I watch the Human Hunter’s camp,Ready to spring with fearful roarAs soon as I shall hear them snore.And then with stealthy tread I crawlInto the dark and trackless hall,Where 'neath the Hat-tree's shadows deepUmbrellas fold their wings and sleep.A cuckoo calls — and to their densThe People climb like frightened hens,And I'm alone — and no one caresIn Darkest Africa — downstairs.”

“It’s herding kittens. If kittens had a lot of guns and an overdose of neo-Libertarian property theory.”

“Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

“You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people''Too late”

“Kittens can happen to anyone.”

“A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.”

“There’s no such thing as free kittens.”

“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.”

“The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.”

“Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.”