Kleptomaniacs Quotes

“The fictitious kleptomaniac's only crime was stealing imaginations”

“A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.”

“Nobody steals books except kleptomaniacs and university students. In most places you can leave a book on the street and come back for in the next day.”

“Amy turned to Nellie. "Can you create a diversion to draw the clerk outside?"The au pair was wary. "What kind of diversion?""You could pretend to be lost," Dan proposed. "The guy comes out to give you directions, and we slip inside.""That's the most sexist idea I've ever heard," Nellie said harshly. "I'm female, so I have to be clueless. He's male, so he's got a great sense of direc”