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“I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit”
Ann Everett“Never leave the egg in you not laid. Don't leave the laid eggs there not hatched. You deserve the best”
you were created to use every gift in you!“The guy snarled out a string of profanity describing his night with Conn's mother."Sounds about right," Conn said, but Matt didn't miss the glint in Conn's eye. "She's been dead for twenty years, but dead's probably the only way you get laid.”
Anne Calhoun, Under the Surface“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”
Kevin Bacon“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”
Samuel L. Clemens“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.”
Mark Twain“The false starts and futilities of the past years proved themselves to be groundwork, foundations, laid in the dark but well laid.”
Ursuala K. Le Guin“Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.”
David Burr Gerrard, Short Century: A Novel