Lame Quotes

“Worship means respecting all of God’s creation.”

“Tomorrow is a blank canvas and you are the artist.”

“The only person who can pull you down is yourself. If you choose to pull yourself down, please don’t complain.”

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”

“If you want to be happy, then be happy. Misery is a choice.”

“When people are lame, they love to blame.”

“I wasn't the cool kid in school, but I wasn't the lame one. I knew I wasn't cool, so I called myself lame, and that's what made me cool in front of the cool kids.”

“There's a thin line between an uncertain 'Yes' and a certain 'No' known as 'lame indecisiveness'.”

“Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.”

“Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.”