Light bulb Quotes

“God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.”

“How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.”

“I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage.”

“The killer app that got the world ready for appliances was the light bulb. So the light bulb is what wired the world. And they weren't thinking about appliances when they wired the world. They were really thinking about - they weren't putting electricity into the home. They were putting lighting into the home.”

“The more of those little light bulbs that can turn on the better. Eventually you’ll have enough to light up a movie screen.”

“[Talking about Monte Rissell] ...and like Ed Kemper he was able to convince the psychiatrist he was making excellent progress while he was actually killing human beings. This is kind of a sick version of the old joke about how many psychiatrists it takes to change a light bulb. The answer being, just one, but only if the light bulb wants to change.”

“The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.”

“Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark.”

“Luck is a light bulb that is switched on only once, after it switches off, it leaves a gap of regret and powerlessness”