Little old lady Quotes

“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?”

“She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.”

“Now everything is sold on the Internet and anybody at all who doesn't know a thing can give their opinion.”

“Better to have a messy home and happy children than a perfect yard and unhappy children”