Lotion Quotes

“I bought the wrong face soap. Why? Because it says smooth face cleanser on it. I put it on my face and I'm fairly certain it's lotion. I also bought something that says "Body soufflé." What is that? Is it a lotion? Is it shower gel? Am I supposed to eat it?”

“Second—I’d take much better care of myself.There were simple things I could do. I could start with my poor feet. These little two feet carried me each day for miles and miles, steady and flexed, tired and aching from constant daily pounding, bruised scratched and sometimes rubbed red-raw, my weight pressing and pressing them. I decided now that each night in my tent I’d massage them. I would knead them with lotion because they always ached, and at the end of thirty-mile days they burned—and it would be luxurious—something I could have done the entire way because I had been carrying sun lotion but had never taken the ten sacred minutes to do for myself.”

“Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.”

“Forgiveness is a clean lotion that heals the wounds of misunderstandings! To iron out the differences”

“I think that with beauty, people jump to the end instead of starting from the beginning with a good lotion or prep.”

“There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you - unless your potion is hard work.”

“No matter where I travel, I make sure to carry a Vaseline body lotion with me to keep my skin well moisturised all the time.”

“I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.”

“The front door is usually unlocked and there is no alarm system. They don't wear their seat belts in the car; they don't wear suntan lotion in the sun. They have decided nothing can kill them but God himself, and they don't even believe in him.”