Louisiana Quotes

“Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum.”

“Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and I just saw him when I went home to visit my family in Louisiana. I saw his comedy show and he was brilliant.”

“In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing the same with boudin. People have been known to swap the order. Or to do both at the same time.”

“Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!”

“No woman will be licensed to preach in the Louisiana Presbytery as long as I'm a member of it!”

“I think the American people are looking for real leadership. That's what I've done in Louisiana, that's what I'll do in America.”

“One of these days the people of Louisiana are going to get good government - and they aren't going to like it.”

“Tom Chaney would pay for this! I would not rest easy until that Louisiana cur was roasting and screaming in hell!”

“Oh, my goodness,” said Louisiana. “I’m just all filled up with feathers and regrets. And fears. I have a lot of fears.”