Mama chia Quotes

“The sea was no stranger to the rock on the beach. The sea came often to the rock, rushing up wetly against its warm grey, and always as it swept away it took an infinitesimal part of the rock with it. The rock had known the waves for a long time, and learned it was in its nature to erode.”

“The sea was no stranger to the rock on the beach. The sea came often to the rock, rushing up wetly against its warm grey, and always as it swept away it took an infinitesimal part of the rock with it. The rock had known the waves for a long time, and learned it was in its nature to erode.”

“There was something vaguely sad about the rock. It was as old as it looked, standing weathered and lonely amidst the stretch of sand, and its thoughts were quiet as it listened to the waves.”

“No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?”

“My mom didn't believe in putting chemicals in hair. But when I got to college, we didn't have A/C in our dorms freshman year. So after several days of waking up looking like a Chia Pet, I was like 'OK, I'm gonna get a perm.' And then my hair revolted and fell out. I was over that quick, fast and in a hurry.”

“Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest.”

“Before you can see the Light, you have to deal with the darkness.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”

“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”

“Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.”