Massage Quotes

“I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.”

“I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.”

“A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!”

“In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction. A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural.”

“Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to getlost in a book.”

“The suits love their numbers, Malone thinks. This new management breed of cops are like the sabermetrics baseball people. They believe the numbers say it all, and when the numbers don't say what they want them to, they massage them like Koreans on Eighth Avenue until they get a happy ending.”

“A meow massages the heart.”

“To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.”

“I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.”