Multiple entendre Quotes

“When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.”

“Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.”

“But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.”

“I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.”

“Tis better to have love and lustThan to let our apparatus rust.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.”

“Words belong to those who use them only till someone else steals them back.”

“Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”