Murderous little darlings Quotes

“You're a vampire?""Yes.""So what does that make me, your victim?""You're clearly not as dumb as you look.”

“Now don't jerk me around. This is the Midlands. There are no vampires here, and dressing up like one doesn't make it so. You can't even tell me how he's got no marks on his neck!""Oh yes I can. It's the twenty-first century. These days we tend to clean up after ourselves.”