Nerdfighter Quotes

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”

“Nerd girls are the world’s most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.”

“Liberate the minds of men and ultimately you will liberate the bodies of men.”

“I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.”