Ninja Quotes

“You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”“Old people can kill people too.”“I know, but…”“She could be a ninja.”“She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.”“I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?”“What?”“How about throwing stars?”“This is ridiculous.”“Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.”The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.”

“I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers.""Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.”

“To be a ninja Mom you have to be cool with yourself.”

“Some battles take more than one ninja to win.”

“You are a victorious ninja because God created you that way!”

“Ninja Mom's are graced to finish the raise set before them!”

“Ninja Mom's know that God has never left them!”

“Ninja Mom's have to learn that when they mess up, they get right back up again.”

“Ninja's understand that training time is never wasted time.”