One hundred one Quotes

“What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me”

“A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream for ice cream. And believe it or not, I may not be your first. But I might be your lust! Give it a shot...”

“A brain is like a muscle, a serial connection that you should train everyday; if you don't use it, you loose it”

“If I send all the books that I faithfully wrote overseas, would that, for any chance, be considered work-shipping??”