Onion Quotes

“A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman”

“At a great distance appeared with the same pomp the sheep of Thebes, the dog of Bubastis, the cat of Phoebe, the crocodile of Arsinoe, the goat of Mendes, and all the inferior gods of Egypt, who came to pay homage to the great ox, to the mighty Apis, as powerful as Isis, Osiris, and Horus, united together.In the midst of the demi-gods, forty priests carried an enormous basket, filled with sacred onions. These were, it is true, gods, but they resembled onions very much.("The White Bull")”

“Mermon's tiny black dot eyes managed to widen into larger black dots. "No, no, no, Sir. I was just... curious." "Curiosity is a good thing, like onion soup. But too much onion soup makes you breath smell terrible. and too much curiosity can make your whole body smell terrible, if it causes you to be dead." Veenie nodded carefully; it was a strange threat, but a threat nonetheless.”

“Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.”

“Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.”

“Reality, it seems, is not a flat plane, but has as many veils as an onion has skins.”

“Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.”

“I'm like an onion. You can peel away my layers, but the further you go, the more it'll make you cry.”

“Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon layers.”