Paramedic Quotes

“You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.”

“You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.”

“I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER”

“I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.”

“It's all fun and games until somebody dies.”