Patton Quotes

“The only way anyone ever won a war, is to make the enemy hurt so bad that he can't stand it any more. ... George S. Patton”

“If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

“Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.”

“Live for something rather than die for nothing.”

“I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.”

“Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.”

“I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports.”

“So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'”

“We have yet to find a significant case where the company did not move in the direction of the chief executive's home.”

“Did you know in the sea you can find a fish called, SWEETLIPS?"Ted and Raymond's Sea Adventure”