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I don't know what you think of me. And you certainly would never picture us together. But probably peanut butter was just peanut butter for a long time, before someone ever thought of pairing it with jelly. And there was salt, but it started to taste better when there was pepper. And what's the point of butter without bread? (Why are all these examples of FOODS?!!?!?!?!?!?!) Anyway by myself I'm nothing special. But with you I could be.

Jodi Picoult
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I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

Steve Harvey
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Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

Patricia Briggs, Frost Burned
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Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Janet Evanovich
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You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?""Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily."Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer.

Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth
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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.

Florence Fabricant
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Peanut butter is a poor man’s marmalade.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
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Man cannot live by bread alone he must have peanut butter.

James A. Garfield
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You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.

Kate DiCamillo, Because of Winn-Dixie
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