Peeves Quotes

“Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage.”

“Give her hell from us, Peeves."And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.”

“Give her hell from us, Peeves.”

“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way.”

“The creation of man is evidence for the love of God, the preservation of man is evidence for the patience of God, and Christ is evidence for the forgiveness of God. It is when we are wrapped up in our own little peeves that we begin to displace His benevolence with malevolence.”

“I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation. ”

“When you're fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.”

“One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don't want to do that. I've got to be different.”

“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”

“One of my pet peeves is when people think that pop guys go country when they can't make it in pop anymore.”