Pimple Quotes

“I'm a giant pimple on the face of humanity.”

“I remember a relative of mine who used to pick on me all the time, constantly ridiculing my every move and making me feel inferior. One day she had a pimple on her face and was devastated. I told her "Why would you let a little thing like that bother you in such a way? It's just a pimple!" And she cried and said "You can say that, because you're perfect and even if you have ten pimples on your face, it wouldn't even matter!" And I never forgot how I felt in that moment, that moment taught me some important things! First, I realized that the whole time she was picking on me, she actually was feeling that I was perfect! And secondly, I realized that when people think you're perfect, they try to make you feel bad about yourself! I was so taken aback in those few minutes— I couldn't even say anything! I just looked at her while all my realizations flooded my mind and I decided that just because you think someone is perfect, doesn't give you the ticket to make them feel bad about themselves.”

“Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.”

“A rumbling volcano is like a pimple.You know that they're both going to explode,but you just don't know when.”

“With time we will all stop fighting pimples and start fighting wrinkles.”

“If teams had to name themselves honestly, they’d all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.”

“It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple”

“My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time. I don't use anything fancy when I get a pimple. And I never use the same toothpaste for long because I get bored. So I'll do peppermint and then one month I'll do cinnamon. I'm creative.”

“The pimple is perfect.”