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“Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tube by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.”
Denis Parsons Burkitt
“Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.”
Robert B. Parker“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”
Dave Barry“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – ""Plumbers?"" – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets“I don't believe in writers' block. Do doctors have 'doctors block?' Do plumbers have 'plumbers' block?" No. We all have days when we don't feel like working, but why do writers turn that into something so damn special by giving it a faintly romantic name.”
Larry Kahaner, AK-47: The Weapon that Changed the Face of War“The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.”
Martin H. Fisher“This is 1987. A girl can be whatever she wants to be." "I know," said Ray. "My mums a plumber.”
David Bischoff“Guido the plumber and Michelangelo obtained their marble from the same quarry but what each saw in the marble made the difference between a nobleman's sink and a brilliant sculpture.”
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