Pms Quotes

“Women were supposed to be the enigmas, but men? Moody, brooding bastards, the lot of them. A woman with PMS had nothing on a man. Where women might get hormonal once a month, men suffered their own brand of PMS on a daily basis. - Faith”

“I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.”

“What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?”

“What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.”

“Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.”

“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.”

“That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He braked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.”

“There's just one thing I want you to remember. You know those chemicals women have in them, when they've got PMS? Well, men have the very same chemicals in them all the time.”

“Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.”

“CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a week before my period…literally.”