Poo Quotes

“Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.”

“Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle of a trail. He looks around to see what I might be seeing and then he says, ”Good poo, Todd.” ”I’m sure it was, Manch”

“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.”

“I can still smell dog poo everywhere. It stinks.”

“I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ”

“Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.”

“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”