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“Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.”
Selma Blair
“Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle of a trail. He looks around to see what I might be seeing and then he says, ”Good poo, Todd.” ”I’m sure it was, Manch”
Patrick Ness, The Knife of Never Letting Go“Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged because in six years they’ll be 18-year-old girls who like vampires and are into all sorts of goth-permissive and whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo it. There’s a plan, and it’s working.”
Kevin Smith“I can still smell dog poo everywhere. It stinks.”
Emily Williams, Letters to Eloise“I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.”
Drew Barrymore“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there. ”
Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake“Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence.”
Jasper Carrott“This was the kack’s cradle, icky-poo’s bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.”
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