Pork Quotes

“When the meat platter was passed to me, I didn't even know what the meat was; usually, you couldn't tell, anyway-but it was suddenly as though _don't eat any more pork_ flashed on a screen before me.I hesitated, with the platter in mid-air; then I passed it along to the inmate waiting next to me. He began serving himself; abruptly, he stopped. I remember him turning, looking surprised at me.I said to him, "I don't eat pork."The platter then kept on down the table.It was the funniest thing, the reaction, and the way that it spread. In prison, where so little breaks the monotonous routine, the smallest thing causes a commotion of talk. It was being mentioned all over the cell block by night that Satan didn't eat pork.”

“Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.”

“If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.”

“Leon had attached himself to me in Chicago like a fat, brat-and-beer-filled tick; I was amazed that someone whose blood was clearly half pork grease had made it to age seventy-five.”

“There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade, or life… Unless, of course, you own a remotely operated automatic flamethrower-drone-tower and have some marinated pork-chops on your person, to lure unsuspecting dogs in close proximity to it, but since dogs don’t really have lives - by using this specific method of torture, you can only improve the remaining few seconds of their existence.”

“We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.”

“Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.”

“If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.”

“White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.”