Puckoon Quotes

“Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.”

“Author? Author? Did you write these legs?''Yes."'Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.”

“Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.”

“The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.”

“R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.”

“Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.”