Salad Quotes

“I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.”

“Can you make the salad while I fix the garlic bread?" He flashed her a grin. "Babe, I live to make salad.”

“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.”

“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”

“But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it.”

“Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.”

“He spotted Jill sitting about thirty feet away, face tipped toward the sun, her straight brown hair tucked behind one ear and slanted across her neck. And Ben decided that when her mouth wasn't full of tuna salad, she was sort of pretty.”

“A sapient cat looking at humanity's salad garden buffet designed by God would not be seen as so much a paradise if the divine is seen as giving this to intelligent cats. It would be seen as quite the opposite. Since cats use plants as emetics and also lack the ability to taste sweet, Eden would be a rather hellish place. It would be a place where God might send a cat to punish the feline. This is because fruits and vegetation to eat would be a place to eat bland foods that cause one to vomit. It would hardly be a beneficial place for cats if this was a place of divine refuge where death did not exist. Again the immortal state would place cats in a rather hellish environment.”

“It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when you shake that bottle up, all the ingredients mix together and then the dressing can add flavor to a salad. In the same way, we can stir ourselves up and regain the reverence, respect and awe we once had for the Lord.”